Something Funny? ~ Christian Lions?

The Romans were throwing Christians into the lion's den. They threw one man into the den who immediately got on his hands and knees and petitioned God that the lions may be Christian lions. He then got up from his knees and began to run as the lion had been let loose to pursue him.

  He ran as fast as he could but it was no use for the lion was much faster. Soon the beast was upon him. He looked back one more time and saw the beast spring for him; however, just before the lion  devoured him, the lion got on his knees and prayed: "Father, thank you for the meal I'm about to receive. Amen."